San Luis Obispo

and Pismo Beach

Popular tourist town on California’s classic Route One

San Luis Obispo is a small city in southern California, on the scenic route from San Francisco to Los Angeles. It makes for a pleasant afternoon’s stopping point, and has a few attractions worth seeing. But the bigger draw in the area is probably nearby Pismo Beach, complete with its sand dunes motor recreational area!

We stopped in SLO (as it’s commonly referred to) for just a short while, having spent the previous night in San Simeon. It didn’t take long to wander around the town, and then we headed to the outskirts to check out the very kitsch Madonna Inn, followed by an evening of dune-bashing down at Pismo Beach.

San Luis Obispo’s Carnegie Library, a tasteful classical building. It was built in 1905 as one of the series of Carnegie Libraries throughout the state, funded by a grant from Andrew Carnegie himself.

In the heart of central SLO is the Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa. As proudly proclaimed it was founded in 1772, but has been remodelled substantially since then. The name San Luis Obispo means “Saint Louis the Bishop”.

In typical small town fashion, SLO has its own art-deco cinema too, the Fremont Cinema.

One of the stranger attractions in SLO (if indeed you are attracted by it!) is “chewing gum alley”. No prizes for guessing where the name comes from, but it’s one of few tourist attractions that you can actually augment yourself if you happen to have a wad of spearmint that’s losing its flavour. I have witnessed a similar wall of ick in Seattle.

A plain reminder that you are in an earthquake zone, and that here in California on top of the San Andreas fault, the “big one” could be strike any time. At least here you could seek shelter amongst the lingerie.

At the edge of town is the Madonna Inn, an exercise in extravagant kitsch like none I’ve ever seen before. Even from the outside, it’s all very Alice in Wonderland.

Inside the Madonna Inn things get all the more colourfully excessive, and the restaurant looks about ready to host the Mad Hatter’s tea party. After all that tea you can make use of the famous rock waterfall urinals in the mens room. I kid you not…

On to Pismo Beach and there was some parasailing going on before the Pacific fog closed in.

Pismo Beach itself, with a photo that belies its heavily trafficked nature.

Oceano Dunes State Vehicle Recreation Area has been set aside specifically for dune bashing by car/truck/RV/horse as per your preference. Technically we weren’t supposed to drive our rental car on the sand – something we quickly regretted after burying its nose in a sand dune, and frantically digging for 20 minutes.

Quad bikes, dune buggies and anything else capable of navigating the undulating sands are let loose on these many square miles. We only got stuck twice, but handy hints from our rental man ensured we knew what to do, and were on our way again within minutes. Unlike with the car later.

I’ve never seen so many RVs on a beach before, but was heartened that we weren’t the only idiots getting stuck in the sand as the tide came in.

Created 2011 | Updated 2023

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